Researchers just discovered a strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life. They are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving investigators at a loss to educate them. The strain may have developed the ability to transpose information en-route from the gluteus maximus to the brain, producing anal-cranial inversion, nullifying the normal functions of human consciousness. It is likely that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen.

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