A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with continual stress. If you don’t do the following your husband will surely die; “every morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don’t belabor your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. And most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy him. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I your husband will regain his health completely.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

 “You are going to die.” She replied.