The Republican Party announced today that it is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Republican party’s position on the major issues facing America. A condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re getting screwed.

Listen to Ray Charles rendition of America.

We have not lost it yet, but we are dam close.

Vote agent orange a way, or pick up your Nazi armband.

If you do nothing you are complicit.

Cheers

Satoru